Seph, the Paladin of Atheism (r0n1n) wrote,
Seph, the Paladin of Atheism

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Just Wow, Man

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition.

Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you.


Friedrich Nietzsche


Adolf Hitler


Dante Alighieri


Jesus Christ


Miyamoto Musashi


Steven Morrissey


Sigmund Freud


Stephen Hawking


C.G. Jung


O.J. Simpson


Elvis Presley


Charles Manson


Hugh Hefner


Mother Teresa


What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
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      Closer to Jesus H. Fuckin' Christ than I am to Miyamoto Musashi. And closer to Hitler than I am to anybody but Nietzsche. Fanfuckingtastic.

      Also, I swear to Nietzsche, no fudging this one. Two more:

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

How Will You Die?

MY RESULT:Silent But Deadly Ninjas

Treat the world with aggression, and the world will be just as aggressive to you - in the form of ninjas.

Don’t wanna be killed? Ward off your death as long as possible by knowing your four D’s of ninja defense: destructive weapons, dazzling displays, disorienting your opponents, and digging a hole in the ground and hoping they can’t find you.

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      Death by ninja. Somehow I knew it would come to that.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

      No surprises, there.
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